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SaltWater Dry Goods

Hooper Drives the Boat Unisex Tee

Regular price $26.43 USD
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One of my favorite lines from Jaws is when Captain Quint tells Chief Brody "Hooper drives the boat, chief" when Brody bitches about having to throw more chum in the water.  Don't know why, but that line cracks me up.  It can be analyzed and dissected how it was woven into the character's backgrounds, story arcs, and the subtleties of the multi-layered meanings of it, but mostly I just take it as "Shut the f*ck up chief".  Anyhow, I omitted the "Chief" from the line and put it on the back of these tees along with a hearty scoop of fish blood and guts as chum.  My company name and logo are on the front. 

  • Made by Bella & Canvas
  • 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
  • Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd²)
  • Unisex sizing