SaltWater Dry Goods
Row Away From The Rocks Organic Unisex Tee
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One of his many notable quotes, "Row away from the rocks", is a bit of advice from Hunter Thompson with more than one possible meaning. Playing with the phrase, I've featured a design of a person in a rowboat pulling their oars to distance themselves from "rocks" of ice in a cocktail glass. Maybe a glass of Chivas on the rocks, as was his rumored drink of choice. This cocktail glass design is printed on the back, and my company name is on the chest. Made in the UK by Teemill, these organic cotton tees cost a few extra bucks in shipping and take a few more days to arrive, but I like their company's products and sustainable mission. Unisex sizing, see chart below.
Size Guide
InchesSize | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Height | 67 |
68 | 70 | 72 | 74 | 76 | 76 | 76 |
Chest | 33 | 36 |
38 |
40 |
45 |
50 |
53 |
55 |
Waist | 27 | 29 |
31 |
35 |
38 |
44 |
46 |
51 |
Chest: Measure all round your chest just below your armpits.
Waist: Measure round your waistline, where your trousers would button up.
Height: Your natural height.
If you fall between the sizes, go for the larger of the two.
Product Specification
Certified Organic Cotton t-shirt, 155g/m2. Wash cool, hang dry. GM free. Not tested on animals. Does not contain animal-derived products. Printed in the UK with low waste printing tech. Made in a renewable energy powered factory audited for a wide range of social and sustainability criteria.





















