Row Away From The Rocks Unisex Tee

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Hunter Thompson's quote "Pray to God, but row away from the rocks." obviously has multple meanings and layers of suggestion.  Chances are Dr. Thompson wasn't referring to a rocks glass full of booze, but, given his habits who knows.   Whatever he meant by it, and I know there are similar variations of the phrase throughout history, here's my take on it for a tee design.   On the back, a row boat with an intrepid adventurer rowing away from whatever liquor on the rocks you want to imagine.  (Chivas Regal comes to my mind.)  On the front left chest my company name in a simple design.   This soft cotton classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Made by Bella & Canvas, these t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders have taping for better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.   Price includes shipping costs.

.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 16.50 17.99 20.00 22.01 24.02 25.98 27.99
Length, in 27.01 27.99 29.02 30.00 31.02 32.01 32.99
Sleeve length, in 8.62 8.90 9.17 9.45 9.72 10.00 10.39